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i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

Another one I do is knock the lid with the handle of a butterknife.

Stab the lid

or get one of those grip things. 

If it’s a metal top run it under hot water for a few seconds.

Hit it repeatedly against a bench.

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Dorn's inner dialogue


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